冷笑话

the sugarcane drinks come wif a sealed plastic cover! and there're 冷笑话 on the covers :

hmm...i was going to type the jokes here but decided against it coz i hate typing in chinese!

i'll not disclose the answers for now :

1. snake wif many mouths
2. typhoon day need how much $$ to go out
3. shout 'help', nobody will save u