Build me a Bridge AKA how to make a woman happy

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Please God build me bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific ! The concrete and steel it would take ! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify Me."

The man thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord think for a moment and replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge ?"


女人心, 海底针....sigh