MALE OR FEMALE?

Ziploc bags are male because they hold everything in but you can see right through them

Photocopiers are female because once turned off, it takes forever to warm them up again

A car tyre is male because it goes bald and is often over-inflated

Sponges are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water

A web page is female because it is always getting hit on

The MRT is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

Tornadoes are female because they howl like mad when they come and take the house when they leave

Floor tiles are female because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come

Beer bottles are male because they are empty from the neck up

Police cars are female because they make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming

M & Ms are female because they come in assorted colours but they all taste the same

A balloon is male. One quick stab and it's all over